Category Archives: Mombshell Toast

Spa Toast

April 29, 2008 – 9:43 pm

 
This is to the lovely Burke Williams Spa.  Entering the spa suite, my therapist said, “I have to apologize in advance for the noise level in this room.  We are right next to the nail room and they are really loud.”
My lovely massage music was the tune of doors slamming, people laughing, yelling, banging, and all [...]

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Mombshell Toast (is it o-k with you if I get a little bit catty?)

April 27, 2008 – 8:43 pm

A Mombshell  Toast going out today to the woman in front of me at Gymboree.  You cut in front of me in line, then you proceeded to pay with a check.  After writing the check, showing your photo I.D. and reciting your driver’s license number, you decided you didn’t want the red shirt.  
The saleswoman cheerfully [...]

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